System.out.println("Comparing...");
if (one == two) {
System.out.println("Strings are shared: " +
one.hashCode() + ", " + two.hashCode());
} else if (one.equals(two)) {
System.out.println("At least the strings are equal: " +
one.hashCode() + ", " + two.hashCode());
System.out.println((Object)one);
System.out.println(two);
} else System.out.println("This is rather distressing, sir.");
System.out.println();